What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
14.06.2025 06:49

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
Me : I don't drink
Can you turn 150 pages into a 5 minute presentation before a meeting?
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
Is it wise to choose your family over your honor?
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
How do teachers justify punishing a student for fighting back against their bullies?
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
Me : Thank you.
What’s a historical event you wish more people talked about?
He : I'm 24.
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
Me : I don't drink coffee also
When you visit a store, do you go to shop or buy?
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
He : Then let's have some coffee
Why do boobs of some girls bounce when they walk?
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
He : So, are you seeing someone?
Can people who have never met you tell if you are a covert narcissist?
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
Is homosexuality an excommunicable offense in Christianity?
Me : Sure.
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
He : Tea ?
From 1 to 10, how dark is the Naruto fandom? Why?
Me : No
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
Me : Because it's month of August.
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?